Newest Curse

Remember I told you how I have been coming up with some really bad curses lately? I have a new one - it's REALLY bad. It's fun to say, because everyone gets so worked up about it. It makes my mom mad. My dad smiles a little, but then he acts mad at me, too. It's so bad I don't even want to write it, but here it goes:

"You're a stinky butt crack."

It's a great thing to say to my brother and sister when I'm mad at them!

Perseverance

Curses!

Sorry it has been such a long time since my last post! I have been very busy lately. One thing I have been busy with is working on new bad words. Remember I told you about how much I loved to say stinky? I am so over "stinky" now. My latest curse phrase is "Shut your butt up!" I love this one because it combines two really bad things--"shut up" and "butt." I even tried it on my mom, but it didn't go over too well with her...

Big Boy Backpack

Since I am a big boy now, I have to wear a backpack to daycare. It drives my Mom crazy, because I have to put it all the way on my back before I get in the car, then take it off to get in my carseat. Then I have to put it on again to walk into my daycare.

It doesn't matter that the only things in my backpack are Red Power Ranger, an ancient baggie of cheerios, and a picture I made with painted macaronis on it. It's all about the cool factor when I walk into daycare. Oh, yeah, and the backward hat. That's the finishing touch.

My new favorite word!

Stinky. It's my new favorite word. I love it because it's just bad enough to get people's attention, but funny enough to make them laugh. I don't get spanked for using the word stinky, so I use it often. And it's such a versatile word - here are few examples: "Hi, stinky Mommy!" "I farted, it's stinky!" "Your butt is stinky!" "Whatcha doing, stinky Grampa?" And when all else fails, I just start chanting "stinky, stinky, stinky" as loud as I can while jumping up and down. Mom said this is a just a phase and soon I'll get tired of saying it...maybe, but for now I think it's the best word ever!

Tower o' Pillows

Check out my pillow tower! I love to take the couch apart and make a tower, then dive into it. My big brother likes to do it with me, too. It makes mom crazy - she is afraid we'll get hurt. But we know what we're doing!

Little Composer

Sorry for being so out of touch lately - I've been busy working on my masterpiece. You see, my big brother and big sister both play piano, and I can't bear to be left out of anything that goes on around here. So I have been climbing up onto the piano bench every chance I get to practice. I'm going to be just as good as they are!

My Cake

I had a special Hot Wheels cake for my birthday last week...

And boy, did I like it! (This is my new smile, by the way. I do it for every picture. Mom says it's actually a grimace. But I say it's a smile.)

It's my birthday! It's my birthday!

Guess how old I'm turning tomorrow??

And I finally figured out how to hold my fingers in just the right position...just in time for my big day! Now when people ask me how old I am I'll just flash them my nifty three fingers sign.

Tomorrow my mom is sending cupcakes to my preschool class - vanilla with chocolate frosting. I'm the luckiest kid ever!

Just Relaxing

After a long day at preschool, I enjoy coming home and relaxing in front of the TV dressed like a Power Ranger. It's a great way to unwind. I think my dad should try it, too.